Why did the jellyfish’s wife leave

A woman and her lover are on the bed in the

| Marriage jokes

A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman's home, when all of a sudden, they hear the front door open and close. "Oh, no, it's my husband!" The man says, "Where's your back door?" "We don't have a back door" says the woman. The man then asks, "Well, where do you want a back door?"

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Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted,

| Lawyer jokes

Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?" Client: "After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I'm beginning to think I didn't."

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Mary was having a tough day

| Mental health jokes

Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying. She moaned to her mom and brother, "Nobody loves me ... the whole world hates me!" Her brother, busily occupied playing a game, hardly

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Jill's car was unreliable and she

| Car and train jokes

Jill's car was unreliable and she called John for a ride every time it broke down. One day John got yet another one of those calls. "What happened this time?" he asked. "My brakes went out," Jill said. "Can you come to get me?" "Where are you?" John asked. "I'm in the drugstore," Jill respo

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Spell Indian tent with two letters.

| Spelling jokes

Spell Indian tent with two letters. TP.

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Why did the jellyfish’s wife leave him? He stung her into action.