What is the difference between the Christmas
| Christmas jokes
What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.
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How can you tell a dog from a tomato?
| Dog jokes
How can you tell a dog from a tomato? The tomato is red.
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A Brit, a Frenchman and a
| Ethnic jokes
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British." "Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French." "No clothe
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A friend and I were standing in line at a
| Food jokes
A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted." The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, "Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't be eating here
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What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger
| Insect jokes
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ? The Masked-quito !
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What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day? A forty-carrot wedding ring.