Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

How do you drive an accountant completely

| Accountant jokes

How do you drive an accountant completely insane? Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.

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How many skunks do you need to make a

| Various animal jokes

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew!

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Hatton: I ain't as dumb as I look!

| Idiot and fool jokes

Hatton: I ain't as dumb as I look! Folsom: You couldn't be!

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Teacher: What is can't short for ?

| School jokes

Teacher: What is can't short for ? Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !

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Whose son was Edward, the Black Prince

| History jokes

Whose son was Edward, the Black Prince ? Old King Coal !

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Why did the farmer fence in the bull? The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!