Patron: How come
| Waiter jokes
Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my soup? Waiter: I gave you too much. It should be wading.
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Q: What did the
| Dirty jokes
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?
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How many lawyers does it take
| Lawyer jokes
How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus? Never enough.
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Teacher: What's the definition of a
| Bird jokes
Teacher: What's the definition of a Polygamist? Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!
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Q: What is the range of a tuba?
| Music jokes
Q: What is the range of a tuba? A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.
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Q: Why do saunas remind some people of blonde’s? A: Because they’re both steaming and wet when you enter, and they don’t mind if you bring friends.