Q: Why do saunas remind some people of

Patron: How come

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Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my soup? Waiter: I gave you too much. It should be wading.

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Q: What did the

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Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?

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How many lawyers does it take

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How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus? Never enough.

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Teacher: What's the definition of a

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Teacher: What's the definition of a Polygamist? Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

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Q: What is the range of a tuba?

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Q: What is the range of a tuba? A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

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Q: Why do saunas remind some people of blonde’s? A: Because they’re both steaming and wet when you enter, and they don’t mind if you bring friends.