Q: What happened when the elephant sat on
| Elephant jokes
Q: What happened when the elephant sat on the car? A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!
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Wanting to lose weight, a woman placed a picture
| Men jokes
Wanting to lose weight, a woman placed a picture of a shapely, pinup model in her refrigerator to remind her of her goal. The reminder worked like a charm as the woman discovered that she had lost ten pounds in the first month of using this method. The downside to this was that her husband spe
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Q: How many PA' does it take to screw in
| Movie and TV jokes
Q: How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What's a light bulb?
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These two old men are in a nursing home.
| Dirty jokes
These two old men are in a nursing home. They're talking and realize that it's been years since they have had sex. So they sneak out and go to the closest whorehouse. Once inside they go to the Pimp and ask for the two best girls. The Pimp thought "I'm not going to waste my two best girls on
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Did you hear about the Wall Street investment
| Money jokes
Did you hear about the Wall Street investment banker who won $10 million in the lottery? He's so happy that he's giving some serious thought to paying back his student loan.
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Q: How many senators does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two to sponsor the bill and thirty-three to constitute a quorum.