Q: What changes would occur in your
| Car and train jokes
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?
| Police jokes
Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes? The first knows how to read, the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
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A man who thinks he's George Washington
| Mental health jokes
A man who thinks he's George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes up one session by telling him, "Tomorrow, we'll cross the Delaware and surprise them when they least expect it." As soon as he's gone, the psychiatrist picks up the phone and says, "King George, this is Bened
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How do fireflies start a race ?
| Insect jokes
How do fireflies start a race ? Ready steady glow !
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One day an Englishman, an
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pub together. The proceeded to each buy a pint of Molson Canadian. Just as they were about to enjoy their beverage three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust. The American fishe
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Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!