The programmer to his son: "Here, I brought
| Computer jokes
The programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"
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Why do computer teachers never get
| Computer jokes
Why do computer teachers never get sick? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
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A pair of biologists are studying terns on a
| Biologist jokes
A pair of biologists are studying terns on a rock island just off the coast. While walking on a distant part of the island, they are shot at by a group of thugs operating a pot farm. This happens several times and the local law enforcement refuses to investigate. On their last day on the isl
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How did the basketball court get wet?
| Sport jokes
How did the basketball court get wet? The players dribbled all over it!
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A caller, perplexed that his new desktop
| Computer jokes
A caller, perplexed that his new desktop computer--the one that was supposed to do everything short of bringing on world peace - was doing nothing, cried out for help. No problem, the IBM technician said. First, open a "window" to launch a specific program. The conversation continued, and th
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What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla? Nobody is sure, but if it opened its mouth to speak, you’d listen!