The programmer to his son: “Here, I brought

This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a

| Police jokes

This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over. "You got any I.D.?" the patrolman asked." "Bout what?" the hillbilly replied.

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Why don't anteaters get sick?

| Insect jokes

Why don't anteaters get sick? Because they're full of anty-bodies !

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A man is walking down the street

| Travel and tourist jokes

A man is walking down the street when he sees a sign in the window of a travel agency that says CRUISES - $100. He goes into the agency and hands the guy $100. The travel agent then whacks him over the head with a baseball bat and throws him in the river. Another man is walking down the str

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What do you use to cut the ocean? A

| Humor jokes

What do you use to cut the ocean? A seasaw

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Why are burglars such good tennis players

| Criminal jokes

Why are burglars such good tennis players ? Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !

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The programmer to his son: “Here, I brought you a new basketball.” “Thank you, daddy, but where is the user’s guide?”