Why do women have smaller feet than men?
| Women jokes
Why do women have smaller feet than men? - It allows them to stand closer to the sink.
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One woman to another at a singles bar:
| Women jokes
One woman to another at a singles bar: "I'm not as optimistic about relationships as I used to be. These days, when I meet a man, I ask myself, Is this the guy I want my children to spend every other weekend with?"
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One afternoon, a man was riding in
| Humor jokes
One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?", he asked one man. "We don't have any money for food.", The poor man replied. "Oh, come along
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The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and
| Ethnic jokes
The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned." "What is it, child?" The girl said, "Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am." The priest turned, took a good look at
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What do you call a mammoth who conducts an
| Music jokes
What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra? Tuskanini.
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What lands as often on its tail as it does its head? A penny.