Teacher: I'd like a room, please.
| Travel and tourist jokes
Teacher: I'd like a room, please. Hotel Receptionist: Single, Sir? Teacher: Yes, but I am engaged.
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Two Italian
| Business jokes
Two Italian construction workers were in the field on an extremely hot day working.. the one says to the other " hey how come we do all a da work and he gets all a da money?" pointing to the supervisor. The other says, "I don't know, go ask him." So Guido goes up to the supervisor and says "
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A good samaritan was walking
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this drunk on the sidewalk. Wanting to help, he asked the drunk "do you live here?" "Yep". "Would you like me to help you upstairs?" "Yep". When they got up on the second floor, the good person asked "Is this your floor?" "Yep".
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If love is blind, why is Lingerie so
| Answer me this jokes
If love is blind, why is Lingerie so popular?
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A couple have not been getting along for years,
| Birthday jokes
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, "I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday." Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and this time he doesn't get her anything. She says, "Why didn't you get me a birt
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How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.