Where do ghosts go for their holidays?
| Dead and dying jokes
Where do ghosts go for their holidays? The Dead Sea.
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Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are
| Food jokes
Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"
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Another customer called Tech Support to say
| Computer jokes
Another customer called Tech Support to say her brand-new computer wouldn't work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged it in, and sat there for 20 minutes waiting for something to happen. When asked what happened when she pressed the power switch, she asked "What power switch?"
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Why are mosquitoes annoying?
| Insect jokes
Why are mosquitoes annoying? Because they get under your skin.
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What do chickens serve at birthday
| Bird jokes
What do chickens serve at birthday parties ? Coop-cakes !
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Teenage Driver: But, officer, I’m a college man. Policeman: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse.