What do you get if your budgie flies into the

Q: Why didn't Noah go fishing?

| Religious jokes

Q: Why didn't Noah go fishing? A: He only had two worms!

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Who did the ghost invite to his party?

| Ghost jokes

Who did the ghost invite to his party? Anyone he could dig up.

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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an electric eel That's shocking!

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A blond guy

| Blonde jokes

A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The blond guy turned to h

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Why did the dish and spoon hide their

| Computer jokes

Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer? The cat kept fiddling with i.t.

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What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ? Shredded Tweet !