Doctor, Doctor I'm on a
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off. Oh dear, that's a lot of calories !
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Why did the Romans build
| History jokes
Why did the Romans build straight roads ? So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !
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How long will a floating point operation
| Answer me this jokes
How long will a floating point operation float?
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Why did God invent shopping carts?
| Women jokes
Why did God invent shopping carts? To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.
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Customer: I didn't
| Waiter jokes
Customer: I didn't order this. Waiter: I know, but your meal tastes worse.
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Q: What were the three toughest years in Al Gore’s life? A: Grade six.