What does a polite monster say when he meets
| Monster jokes
What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the first time? Pleased to eat you!
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An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are
| Ethnic jokes
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are wandering through the desert, hungry and hallucinating, when they come upon a rotting, dead camel. "Well," said the Englishman, "I support the Liverpool football club, so I'll eat the liver." "I support the Hearts club," said the Scotsman, "so I'll
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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is
| Men jokes
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches
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Fred: You've got a Roman nose.
| Face jokes
Fred: You've got a Roman nose. Harry: Like Julius Caesar? Fred: No, it's roamin' all over your face.
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Doctor, Doctor When I press with my
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me? You have a broken finger!
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Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!