When do burgers quit their jobs?

What do you call a bee who's had a spell put

| Insect jokes

What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ? He's bee-witched !

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so

| Movie and TV jokes

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it's all play.

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Why do dogs

| Dog jokes

Why do dogs run in circles ? Because its hard to run in squares !

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Two men were out hunting when one of them saw

| Hunting jokes

Two men were out hunting when one of them saw a rabbit. "Quick," said the first, "shoot it." "I can't," said the second. "My gun isn't loaded." "Well," said the first," you know that, and I know that, but the rabbit doesn't."

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Another friend of mine is a very successful

| Business jokes

Another friend of mine is a very successful businessman. He started with five thousand pounds - now he owes fifty-five million.

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When do burgers quit their jobs? The day they decide to meat LOAF!