To whom do fish go to borrow money ?
| Fishing jokes
To whom do fish go to borrow money ? The loan shark !
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What's the difference between a sigh, a car and
| Humor jokes
What's the difference between a sigh, a car and a monkey? A sigh is oh, dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you, dear.
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Who brings the Christmas presents to
| Christmas jokes
Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations? Santa Clues.
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Why did God create women?
| Dirty jokes
Why did God create women? To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.
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What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a
| Snake jokes
What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ? He died in agony !
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Q: What happened to the Indian who drank too much tea? A: He drowned in his teapea.