Why are rabbits never gold?

You're a big Internet fan aren't

| Internet jokes

You're a big Internet fan aren't you? Yes - it's becoming a habit!

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An airline captain was breaking in a very

| Aviation jokes

An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was

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As the family gathered for a big dinner

| Military jokes

As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son had an announcement to make: He'd just signed up at an army recruiter's office. There were audible gasps around the table, then some laughter, as his older brothers shared their disbelief that he could handle this new situation.

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Did you hear about the new shark food

| Various animal jokes

Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there!

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A man was in court charged with

| Car and train jokes

A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his defense. "They shouldn't put up such misleading notices," said the man. "It said FINE FOR PARKING HERE."

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Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?’