Q: Why didn’t Noah go fishing?

Airmen had to launch two E-3 AWACS from a

| Military jokes

Airmen had to launch two E-3 AWACS from a National Guard base after a heavey snow strom. Well after a 5 hour delay waiting for the snow to be plowed of, they were able to take-off. The planes taxied off and stoped a hundred yards to the flight line. The civilians had forgot to finish the res

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At a family gathering, husband began teasing his

| Women jokes

At a family gathering, husband began teasing his wife about how she always get her way. "Honey," she said to her husband, "when I get my way, that's a compromise." "What is it when I get my way?" he was quick to ask. She replied, "That's a miracle!"

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What did they call the canary that flew into the

| Bird jokes

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ? Tweetie Pie !

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Q. How do you confuse a

| Blonde jokes

Q. How do you confuse a blonde? A. Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.

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How do you save a drowning mouse ?

| Mouse jokes

How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

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Q: Why didn’t Noah go fishing? A: He only had two worms!