Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this
| Aviation jokes
Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the captain, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform you that we have lost power to all of our engines and will shortly crash into the ocean." The passengers were obviously very worried about this situation, but were somewhat comf
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Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger
| Restaurant jokes
Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger ? No, but in the restaurant next door I once saw a man eating chicken !
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What happened
| Snowman jokes
What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head? It knocked him cold.
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Two cartons of yogurt walk
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, "We don't serve your kind in here." One of the yogurt cartons says back to him, "Why not? We're cultured individuals."
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A pirate was talking to a
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A pirate was talking to a "land-lubber" in a bar. The land-lubber noticed that, like any self-respecting pirate, this guy had a peg leg, a hook in place of one of his hands, and a patch over one eye. The land-lubber just had to find out how the pirate got in such bad shape. He asked the pirate,
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Q: Where do cats write down notes? – A: Scratch Paper!