The sheriff of a small
| Police jokes
The sheriff of a small town was also the town's veterinarian. One night the phone rang, and his wife answered. An agitated voice inquired, "Is your husband there?" "Do you require his services as a sheriff or as a vet?" the wife asked. "Both!" was the reply. "We can't get our dog's mouth ope
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Seems there was a
| Military jokes
Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't have a rifle. "That's no problem, son," said the sergeant. "Here, take this broom. Just point it at the Germans, and go 'Bangety Bang Bang'." "But what about a bayonet, Sarge?" asked the young (and gu
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What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
| Cow jokes
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er.
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Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw
| Dinosaur jokes
Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? A: What a lavaly day!
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Yo Mama’s so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing “We are family…!”