Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to
| Monster jokes
Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to death? He had a crush on her.
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Why are they called apartments when they
| Answer me this jokes
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
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What has four wheels and flies ?
| Insect jokes
What has four wheels and flies ? A rubbish bin !
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What do you get if you cross a centipede and a
| Insect jokes
What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ? Enough drumsticks to feed an army !
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How many judges does it take to
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How many judges does it take to change a light bulb? Just one; he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one, but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.
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Doctor, Doctor I think I’m an electric eel That’s shocking!