Did you hear about the aristocratic horse?
| Horse jokes
Did you hear about the aristocratic horse? He was the last of his race!
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An Irishman goes for a
| Business jokes
An Irishman goes for a job on a building site. The man says, "Can you brew tea?" The Irishman says, "Yes." "Good. Can you drive a fork lift?" The Irishman looks at him and asksy, "Why? How big is the teapot?"
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How does a Gorilla become another
| Gorilla jokes
How does a Gorilla become another animal? When a Mafia don hires a 'big Gorilla' to be his bodyguard and the big Ape goes to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon!
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What's the most wicked thing a group of
| Accountant jokes
What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone.
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Who did the ghost invite to his party? Anyone he could dig up.