A blond guy

A shopkeeper was dismayed

| Business jokes

A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read 'BEST DEALS. He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading 'LOWEST PRICES. The shopk

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Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

| Horse jokes

Why was the racehorse named Bad News? Because bad news travels fast!

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A retired sergeant was asked: "Well, how do

| Military jokes

A retired sergeant was asked: "Well, how do you like civilian life?" "Terrible," he said gruffly, "all those people around and nobody in charge!"

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What happened to the dog that fell into a

| Dog jokes

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine? He made a spectacle of himself.

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Why are elephants grey ?

| Elephant jokes

Why are elephants grey ? So you can tell them from flamingos !

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A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The blond guy turned to his wife and angrily said, “All right, who’s the other father!?!”