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What are the aardvark's favorite Beatle's

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What are the aardvark's favorite Beatle's songs? It's Been an Aards Day's Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!

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Igor: Only

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Igor: Only this morning Dr Frankenstein completed another amazing operation. He crossed an ostrich with a centipede. Dracula: And what did he get? Igor: We don't know - we haven't managed to catch it yet.

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Who turns the lights off at halloween

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Who turns the lights off at halloween ? The light's witch !

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Two small time thieves had been sent by the

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Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed in the van as look out and the other went into the storeroom. Fifteen minutes went by, then half an hour, then an hour, and no sign of him. The look out finally grew impati

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Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth,

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Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes. Patient: And how much will it cost? Dentist: It's $90.00. Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work??? Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.

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Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don’t have to retrain them every Monday.