A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was
| Criminal jokes
A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed. "Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain. "Yes," replied the murderer. "Will you hold my hand?"
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The headwaiter of an elegant restaurant
| Restaurant jokes
The headwaiter of an elegant restaurant recoiled in disgust as a man in boots, torn jeans and a leather jacket approached him. "Hey, man," he said, "where's the toilet?" "Go down the hall and turn left, "replied the headwaiter. "When you see the sign marked 'Gentlemen; pay no attention to it and
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Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian
| Music jokes
Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor? A: About 10 pounds.
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After seeing a
| Car and train jokes
After seeing a documentary on how inner city youths can remove the wheels of cars in under 4 seconds with no specialist equipment, the McLaren team decided to fire their pit crew and hire four of the youths as most races can be won or lost in the pit lane. The first race came along and the ca
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Why did the ghost go to the funfair.
| Ghost jokes
Why did the ghost go to the funfair. He wanted to go on the rollerghoster.
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Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don’t worry it will take just five minutes. Patient: And how much will it cost? Dentist: It’s $90.00. Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work??? Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.