Why is it that birds are quickly sold

Q: Why is a violinist

| Music jokes

Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile? A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a

| Dog jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ? A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

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My sister went

| Brother and sister jokes

My sister went on a crash diet. Is that why she looks a wreck ?

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How can you tell if there is

| Elephant jokes

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ? You get very lumpy ice cream !

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I use the internet

| Internet jokes

I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!

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Why is it that birds are quickly sold when they come up on the transfer market? They tend to go cheep!