What language do the
| Religious jokes
What language do the Vatican Police speak? Pig Latin!
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Why do you think your report should be on the
| Internet jokes
Why do you think your report should be on the net? Because my marks are all 'E's.
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I've sure gotten old. I've had two By-pass
| Old age jokes
I've sure gotten old. I've had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees. Fought prostate cancer, and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. H
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What is a vampire's favorite sport?
| Vampire jokes
What is a vampire's favorite sport? Batminton.
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Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge? They are for those who don’t drink!