Why did the dish and spoon hide their

yo mama so fat,

| Yo momma jokes

yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!!

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What do you call a tube with a degree? A

| Humor jokes

What do you call a tube with a degree? A graduated cylinder.

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What did the hotel manager say to the

| Elephant jokes

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ? "Pack your trunk and clear out !"

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A fireman and

| Firefighter jokes

A fireman and policeman died and both went to heaven where they were issued their wings with the warning that if they had even one bad thought their wings would fall off. Well, everything went well for some time then one day they passed a very attractive and well put together young lady. As

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a quadruple amputee is waiting at the

| Car and train jokes

a quadruple amputee is waiting at the bus stop.The bus pulls up.Driver says "alright John, how you getting on today?"

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Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer? The cat kept fiddling with i.t.