Why did the music student have a piano in the

A history joke

| School jokes

A history joke Teacher: When was Rome built? Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that? Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

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How many archaeologists does it take to change a

| Humor jokes

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

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A man walks into a Kansas

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A man walks into a Kansas bar with his golden retriever. "Hey," says the bartender, "No dogs allowed in the bar." "Oh please?," begs the customer. You see, you're playing the Royals game, and my dog is a really big fan of the Royals." "You're trying to tell me that this here dog is a BASEBALL

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Camp Woodland was across the

| Farmer jokes

Camp Woodland was across the road from a dairy farm. One day the kids saw a large bull. 'Is that bull safe?' someone asked the farmer. 'Safer than you are! was his answer.

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A person checks into a hotel for

| Travel and tourist jokes

A person checks into a hotel for the first time in his life, and goes up to his room. Five minutes later he calls the desk and say, "You've given me a room with no exit. How do I leave?" The desk clerk says, "Sir, that's absurd. Have you looked for the door?" The person says, " Well, there'

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Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom? Because he was practicing Handel’s Water Music.