Why did King Kong join the army?

Jesus and Satan got into an

| Computer jokes

Jesus and Satan got into an argument over which of them was the better computer programmer. Finally God got tired of the bickering and told them that he would judge a contest between them. They each had four hours to write the best program they could, and then God would decide the winner. We

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What is horse sense?

| Horse jokes

What is horse sense? Stable thinking and the ability to say nay!

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Kennen was having a drink in a saloon

| Idiot and fool jokes

Kennen was having a drink in a saloon when his neighbor, Stakely, came rushing in. "Ah think somebody's stealin' yore pickup truck!" the man said breathlessly. Kennan ran outside, but came back right away. "Well, did yew stop him?" asked Stakely. "Naw!" said the redneck. "He was too fast. But

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Q: Why did the farmer call his

| Farmer jokes

Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"? A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

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What is the difference between Father Christmas

| Dog jokes

What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!

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Why did King Kong join the army? To learn about gorilla warfare.