How did the close race between the rabbit and
| Rabbit jokes
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
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The Baptist preacher just finished his
| Religious jokes
The Baptist preacher just finished his sermon for the day and proceeded toward the back of the church for his usual greetings and handshaking as the congregation left the church. After shaking a few adult hands he came upon the seven year old son of one of the Deacons of the church. "Good mo
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Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
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A man was walking on the beach one day
| Women jokes
A man was walking on the beach one day and he found a bottle half buried in the sand. He decided to open it. Inside was a genie. The genie said," I will grant you three wishes and three wishes only." The man thought about his first wish and decided, "I think I want 1 million dollars transferred to
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An airplane was flying from LA to New York.
| Aviation jokes
An airplane was flying from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced, "We have lost an engine, but don't worry, there are three left. However, instead of 5 hours it will take 7 hours to get to New York." A little later, the pilot announced, "A second engine failed, b
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Customer: Waiter, there’s a button in my salad. Waiter: It must have come off while the salad was dressing.