Q: How many auto mechanics does it take
| Car and train jokes
Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six - One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs. A: Two, one to screw in all the bulbs he has until he finds one that fits, and the other to tell you he thinks he'll have to replace the whole socket.
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on
| Blonde jokes
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie. The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one." The brunette says
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Who is the dogs favourite comedian ?
| Dog jokes
Who is the dogs favourite comedian ? Growlcho Marx !
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Where do you take a sick horse?
| Horse jokes
Where do you take a sick horse? To the Horspital!
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Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said “Taxi!”