Two cannibals just finished a big
| Humor jokes
Two cannibals just finished a big meal and one turns to the other while rubbing his stomach with his fist and says, "You know, I just ate my mother-in-law, and she still doesn't agree with me!"
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What does it mean to come home to a man who'll
| Men jokes
What does it mean to come home to a man who'll give you some love and tenderness? You're in the wrong house.
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Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car,
| Sport jokes
Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving? A: The police.
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Q: Why don't blondes eat Jelly?
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why don't blondes eat Jelly? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
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If you watch the way that many motorists
| Car and train jokes
If you watch the way that many motorists drive you will soon reach the conclusion that the most dangerous part of a car is the nut behind the wheel.
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A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car. A cloud of feathers. Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse, rang the door bell. A farmer appeared. The man, somewhat nervously said, “I think I killed your rooster, please allow me to replace him.” “Suit yourself,” the farmer replied, “you can go join the other chickens that are around the back.”