Before performing a baptism, the priest
| Religious jokes
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?" "I think so," the man replied. "My wife has made appetizers and we have a caterer coming to provide plenty of cookies and cakes for all of our guests.
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What happened to the witch with an upside down
| Witch jokes
What happened to the witch with an upside down nose? Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.
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'I hope you're not one of those boys who
| Time jokes
'I hope you're not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock,' said the principal to a new boy. 'No, Sir. I've got a digital watch that bleeps at three-fifteen.
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What do you say if you meet a toad ?
| Frog jokes
What do you say if you meet a toad ? Wart's new !
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Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” The wife simply sighed and replied, “Yes, dear, I know, but I was in love and didn’t really notice.”