A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by
| Farmer jokes
A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. The farmer had genuinely tried to be friendly to his new mother-in-law, hoping that it could be a friendly, non-antagonistic relationship. All to no avail though, as she kept nagging
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Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?
| Zoo jokes
Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo? One to get in and one to get out.
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Doctor, doctor, nobody understands
| Mental health jokes
Doctor, doctor, nobody understands me. What do you mean by that?
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Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad
| Money jokes
Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad asked him why. 'I've lost five cents,' sobbed Johnny. 'Don't worry,' said his dad kindly. Here's five more for you,' At this Johnny howled louder than ever. 'Now what is it ?' asked his dad. 'I wish I'd said I'd lost ten cents!
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Did you hear about the new
| Restaurant jokes
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.
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Two elephants jumped off a cliff……. BOOM BOOM!