Where does a cow stop to drink?
| Cow jokes
Where does a cow stop to drink? The milky way!
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Republicans help the poor during
| Political jokes
Republicans help the poor during the holidays by sending 50, one buck at a time, to panhandlers on the street.
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Judge: Tell me your occupation.
| Criminal jokes
Judge: Tell me your occupation. Prisoner; I'm a locksmith, Your Honour. Judge: Then what were you doing in a jewellery shop in the middle of the night when the police saw you? Prisoner; Making a bolt for the door!
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Mother:
| Children jokes
Mother: Let me see your report son. Son: Here it is, Mother, but don't show it to Dad. He's been helping me !
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Doctor, Doctor my
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor my husband smells like fish Poor sole!
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Democrats’ favorite Christmas movie is “Miracle on 34th Street.” Republicans’ favorite Christmas movie is “It’s a Wonderful Life.” Right-Wing Republicans’ favorite Christmas movie is “Die Hard.”