Q: Why is a dog’s nose in the middle of

A couple had two little mischievous boys,

| Religious jokes

A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get the blame. The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so

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What do you call a pig with no legs?

| Pig jokes

What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog!

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One morning while making breakfast, a man walked

| Dirty jokes

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on her butt and said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence. The next morning the man wok

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How did the footbal pitch end up as

| Sport jokes

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle? Somebody took a corner!

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What do you call an aardvark astronaut?

| Aardvark jokes

What do you call an aardvark astronaut? A starredvark!

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Q: Why is a dog’s nose in the middle of it’s face? – A: Because it’s the scenter.