What does CPA stand for?
| Accountant jokes
What does CPA stand for? Can't Produce Anything
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Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC
| Computer jokes
Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist.
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I wouldn't say that Christmas gnomes are
| Christmas jokes
I wouldn't say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed, but when they cry the tears run down their back!
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Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to
| Police jokes
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer see's a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that
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Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group
| Yo momma jokes
Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group hugs!
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Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo? One to get in and one to get out.