Deep
| Various animal jokes
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again whi
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Do you want some help using the Internet,
| Internet jokes
Do you want some help using the Internet, son? No thanks, Dad, I can muck it up all by myself.
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Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps thinking she's invisible! What sister?
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What do you call the ghost who is a
| Ghost jokes
What do you call the ghost who is a child-rearing expert? Dr Spook.
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Hillary Clinton goes to
| Clinton jokes
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she's pregnant! She is furious. Here just became the senator of New York and this has happened to her. She gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: "How could you have let this happen? With all that's goin
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A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. “Look at their reserve, their calm,” muses the Brit. “They must be British.” “Nonsense,” the Frenchman disagrees. “They’re naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French.” “No clothes, no shelter,” the Russian points out, “they have only an apple to eat, and they’re being told this is paradise. They are Russian.”