A police car pulls up in front of grandma
| Police jokes
A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park...and couldn't find his way home. " Oy Morris ", said grandma, " You've been going to that park for over 30 yea
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What dance do you do when summer is
| Dance jokes
What dance do you do when summer is over? Tango (tan go).
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yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it
| Yo momma jokes
yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell
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A blonde, a brunette, and a
| Blonde jokes
A blonde, a brunette, and a man are driving in their pick-up truck. The brunette was sitting up front with the man and the blonde was in the back. While driving across a bridge the man lost control of the truck and drove over the side of the bridge. After the truck had sunk, the man and brunet
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Patient: Doctor, you must help me.
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid fool!!
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