Teacher: Who was the
| Women jokes
Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth? Fred: I don't know, Sir. Teacher: Come on, Fred, it has something to do with an apple. Fred: Granny Smith?
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What is the difference between the Christmas
| Christmas jokes
What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.
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What's red and blue and
| Easter jokes
What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket? Coloured scrambled eggs
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Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks
| Blonde jokes
Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks on her back? She crawled across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".
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Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
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Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.