A mother of two teenage boys, was constantly
| Parent jokes
A mother of two teenage boys, was constantly being asked to look for things they couldn't find. Most of the time these items were directly in front of them. Seeing her frustration over this when it happened yet again, one of her sons remarked: "It's not my fault, Mom. I don't have 'parental vi
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Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat?
| Cat jokes
Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat? A: When you are a mouse!
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Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his
| Marriage jokes
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The wife simply sighed and replied, "Yes, dear, I know, but I was in love and didn't really notice."
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Doctor, doctor, I
| Computer jokes
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a laptop computer. You're just run down, let me give you some vitamins. No, thanks. But I could do with some new batteries.
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Father Christmas: All right, my good lady,
| Christmas jokes
Father Christmas: All right, my good lady, my face is my ticket. Box office attendant: Then you'd better watch out... there's a feller inside who has the job of punching the tickets.
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An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had