A car was involved in an accident in a
| Journalist jokes
A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story could not get near the car. Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, "Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim." The crowd made way for
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Why are burglars such good tennis players
| Criminal jokes
Why are burglars such good tennis players ? Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !
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A pirate was talking to a
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A pirate was talking to a "land-lubber" in a bar. The land-lubber noticed that, like any self-respecting pirate, this guy had a peg leg, a hook in place of one of his hands, and a patch over one eye. The land-lubber just had to find out how the pirate got in such bad shape. He asked the pirate,
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Whats the biggest fish you ever caught?
| Fishing jokes
Whats the biggest fish you ever caught? "That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes?"
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Doctor, Doctor, I can’t get to sleep. Sit on the edge of the bed and you’ll soon drop off.