A man learned shortly before quitting

God created the donkey &

| Religious jokes

God created the donkey & said to him : " You will work unceasingly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass, you will have no intelligence & you will live 50 years. You will be a donkey. " The donkey answered: " I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is too

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Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

| Cat jokes

Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of the tree bark.

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How do sheep sign their e-mails?

| E-mail jokes

How do sheep sign their e-mails? Ewes sincerely.

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How does a football player make phone calls?

| Telephone jokes

How does a football player make phone calls? On a touch-down phone.

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Can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?

| Parent jokes

Can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse? asked Rupert. "Okay," replied his father, "but don't stand too close."

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A man learned shortly before quitting time that he had to attend a meeting. He tried unsuccessfully to locate his car-pool members to let them know that he would not be leaving with them. Hastily he scribbled a message to one fellow and left it on his desk: “I have a last-minute meeting. Leave without me. Dave.” At 7:00 p.m., the man stopped at his desk and found this note: “Meet us at the bar and grill across the street. You drove today, you idiot.”