SOW: Would you like a nice cake with three
| Pig jokes
SOW: Would you like a nice cake with three candles for your party? PIGLET: I'd rather have three cakes and one candle.
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Patron: This bread
| Waiter jokes
Patron: This bread is stale. Waiter: It wasn't last week.
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A doctor and his wife were having a
| Doctor and nurse jokes
A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. "You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work. By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife picked up the phone. "What took you so long to answer?" "I was i
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Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but
| Space jokes
Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but they left after a few minutes ? You see, it had no atmosphere !
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Yo mama teeth are so yellow
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
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Q: How is lightning like a violist’s fingers? A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.