Camper: Look at that bunch of cows.
| Cow jokes
Camper: Look at that bunch of cows. Farmer: Not bunch, herd. Camper: Heard what? Farmer: Of cows. Camper: Sure I've heard of cows. Farmer: No, I mean a cowherd. Camper: So what? I have no secrets from cows!
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Shhaaayyy, buddy, whats a
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
Shhaaayyy, buddy, whats a Breathalyzer? asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool. "Well, I'd have to say that it's a bag that tells you when you've drunk way too much," answered the equally wasted gent. "Ah hell, whaddya know? I've been married to one of those for years!"
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What's the matter son?
| Children jokes
What's the matter son? The boy next door said I look just like you? What did you say? Nothing he's bigger than me !
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Bus passenger: I'd like a ticket to New York,
| Bus jokes
Bus passenger: I'd like a ticket to New York, please. Ticket seller: By Buffalo? Bus passenger: Of course not, I'm in the bus queue, aren't I?
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A police officer attempts to stop a car for
| Police jokes
A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over. The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give
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What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ? Nothing, it just let out a little wine !