yo mama so stupid..she sits on the t.v and
| Yo momma jokes
yo mama so stupid..she sits on the t.v and watches the couch
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A couple have not been getting along for years,
| Birthday jokes
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, "I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday." Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and this time he doesn't get her anything. She says, "Why didn't you get me a birt
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A drunk is refused a drink
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A drunk is refused a drink in a bar, so he undertakes to prove to the barman that he is sober. He gestures toward a cat near the doorway and says, "You see that cat coming in the door? It has two eyes. If I were drunk, I'd see four!" The bartender looks, then pauses a moment. Finally he respon
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Where did the dog breeder keep his savings ? In
| Dog jokes
Where did the dog breeder keep his savings ? In bark-lays bank !
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Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when
| Monster jokes
Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when suddenly through the wall came the ghost of his monster, with a rope round his neck. Frankenstein said, "Monster, monster, what are you doing here?" The monster said, "Well, boss, they hanged me this morning so now I've come to meet my maker."
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Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter. First woman: My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for the paperboy to come around and then he takes a newspaper and brings it to me. Second woman: I know. First one: How? Second one: My dog told me.