Did you hear about the

What happens when the cows refuse to be

| Cow jokes

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos!

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How many Java programmers does it take to

| Computer jokes

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb? One, to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

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Two parrots are sitting on a perch. The

| Fishing jokes

Two parrots are sitting on a perch. The first one says to the other "can you smell fish?".

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Why won't anyone eat the dogs birthday cake?

| Birthday jokes

Why won't anyone eat the dogs birthday cake? Because he always slobbers out the candles!

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Man l: "I got my wife a VCP

| Birthday jokes

Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday" Man 2: "Don't you mean a VCR?" Man 1: "No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!"

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Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye for the ladies? He used to keep it in his back pocket.