Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad
| Money jokes
Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad asked him why. 'I've lost five cents,' sobbed Johnny. 'Don't worry,' said his dad kindly. Here's five more for you,' At this Johnny howled louder than ever. 'Now what is it ?' asked his dad. 'I wish I'd said I'd lost ten cents!
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What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his
| Monster jokes
What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish's brain in the body of his dog? I don't know, but it is great at chasing submarines.
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Q. What's the best way to force a man
| Men jokes
Q. What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups? A. Put the remote control between his toes.
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Man l: "I got my wife a VCP
| Birthday jokes
Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday" Man 2: "Don't you mean a VCR?" Man 1: "No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!"
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Q: How is a man like a snowstorm?
| Dirty jokes
Q: How is a man like a snowstorm? A: You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.
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Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ? A. The spider — It has its own website.