Man l: “I got my wife a VCP

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Where did all the cuts and blood come from? The school went on a trip!

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Q: How is a marriage like a hot bath? A: Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.

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What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!

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When is your birthday?

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When is your birthday? 17th January. What year? Every year!

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Man l: “I got my wife a VCP for her birthday” Man 2: “Don’t you mean a VCR?” Man 1: “No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!”